Sunday, November 15, 2020

Angels in the Outfield commentary, part 4: ‘God, if there is a God…’

Knox and the team owner Murphy have a little chat in the next scene. For some odd reason, one I really didn’t realize until now, they’re meeting in one of the upper deck seating areas in the stadium. Rather than, I don’t know, one of the offices that I’m sure they both have at the park. Maybe it was a movie thing, because having the stadium as a backdrop is more exciting to look at than an office.

Murphy has a cowboy hat and a southern accent. Expect more of his southern drawl throughout the movie. Knox has cooled down from his clubhouse tirade, but not by much. He says he can’t take it anymore and wants his entire roster traded immediately. Obviously, Murphy says he can’t trade 25 players. I’m also wondering if this guy is both the owner and general manager, because the GM is the one who’s usually responsible for trades.

“I can’t win with these guys,” Knox says, as he starts to raise his voice. “Nobody can. There’s a thing called talent. They don’t have it.”

Murphy tells him that it’s not Cincinnati, so nobody expects him to win with this team. There’s some unpacking here. What’s the deal with Cincinnati? Is that where Knox managed before? And what does that comment about this Angels team mean? Is this a rebuilding year?

If it is, Knox isn’t having it, saying he came to manage a winning baseball team. Murphy, spewing that cowboy stuff, calls him “partner,” and says “you’ll ride through the dark days.” Well. I don’t know about Knox, but that seems pretty reassuring to me.


Postgame show

Next up, Knox has a postgame interview with Ranch Wilder, via TV this time, down on the field. This seems rather odd and out of place. Either way, I guess he’s getting his exercise, first the wrestling match on the mound, tossing over the snack table, jogging up the upper-deck stairs to meet with Murphy and now back down on the field for an interview.

Showing again how Ranch and Knox have some past beef, Ranch starts right in off-camera, poking Knox by saying the commissioner’s fine will be “pretty hefty” for the ejection. Thanks, captain obvious. Of course, he’s going to get fined.

A TV producer of some sort holds up a clipboard with a mirror for Ranch before she quickly ducks away with a 3, 2, 1 motion and barely manages to get out of the live shot. She also didn’t seem to get a signal with any earpiece, so I guess this broadcast team operates under psychic powers.

Knox pulls out some dark shades for the interview, looking stoic and calm for a task I’m sure he’s annoyed with after a bad loss. Ranch annoys sports reporters everywhere when he starts with a non-question in which he might as well have said “tell me about…” but goes with a statement of “tough loss today.”

“Any loss is hard,” says Knox, super calm and… wow, what a hilarious delivery. Very insightful as well.


Ranch and Knox can’t play nice

Ranch dives in with his response to offer the viewers more context into Knox and his history: “But this one really got to you. You leave Cincinnati after 10 years of winning ball clubs, although the really big one always seemed to be just out of reach.”

Got it. Knox had success with the Reds and apparently didn’t win a World Series. Ranch goes on to say that there were high expectations on Knox to turn this Angels club around, but that’s not happening. Again, not exactly a professional moment for Ranch, especially if he works for the team.

Knox can’t take it anymore. It’s OK for him to badmouth his team, but he’s certainly not going to allow Ranch to slander the fellas, telling him the season’s only half over. Knox gets right up in Ranch’s face, taking off his glasses as he does this, one-handed, because this is the movies, after all. Ranch reminds him the Angels are in last place.

“You outta know how one incident can change the course of events,” Knox says. Oh yeah, you can cut the Ranch-Knox tension with a knife.

Ranch responds with some lame stuff about wrong place-wrong time. The dialogue, still on the air, isn’t all that exciting, but they are face-to-face. Professional-producer gal shifts the camera guy to color-guy standing with a microphone and trying to wrap it up. The movie cam pans back to Ranch as he tries to save the interview, but Knox is feeling feisty today, and he slugs Ranch in the face, dropping him to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Color-guy tries to save the day as Knox walks away. FSNorth postgame shows are nothing like this nonsense.

Cat brains with food coloring
Back at the foster home, Maggie feeds the boys dinner, including a new character, Miguel, who’s a little older in his teenage years than Roger. He makes a comment about how the Angels never win, causing Roger to visibly scoff as he moves his fork around his plate. J.P. is the little optimist and thinks they could win before uttering “it could happen” for the second time.

“Yeah, and you could drop dead after dinner. With food poisoning,” Miguel taunts J.P. as the little boy’s mouth literally drops open in shock.

Maggie waves some mouthwatering Jell-O around in a plastic Tupperware container for dessert. Miguel is clearly only around to be an instigator and says it’s actually cat brains with food coloring, adding that Maggie kills the cats at night and does this all to save money. Roger is in a mood and aggressively tells him to “shut up!” Children’s-movie alert: Maggie will not have those words uttered in her house.

At bedtime, Maggie walks around the bunk-bed-filled room collecting clothes for the laundry as she goes through the verbal checklist with the boys to see if they brushed their teeth, washed their faces, said their prayers, and, for some reason, picked the lint from between their toes.

After she leaves the room, Miguel and Roger mention one item they didn’t do before J.P., cuddling a teddy bear, asks what lint is, causing Miguel to call him a “butthead” and also tell him to shut up. Such harsh words for a children’s movie! They’re tucked in sleeping bags, and Miguel takes a shot at Maggie being “too old to bend over and tuck in sheets.” Roger defends her, saying she has a lot to do.

Miguel fires one last verbal shot at J.P. before the young lad says he’ll pray that Miguel meet a nice family before “it could happen” instance No. 3 of the movie.


Did you say your prayers?

Roger, on the top bunk above J.P., stares out the high window by his bed and gazes at the night sky of stars. The visit from his dad is no doubt still weighing on him from earlier.

Roger offers up a prayer:

“God. If there is a God. If you’re a man, or a woman. If you’ll listen. I’d really, really like a family. My dad says that’ll only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you could help them a little. Amen. … A-woman, too.”

It breaks your heart a little as a star shines brighter in the sky.

Angels in the Outfield commentary, part 1: 'I'd say when the Angels win the pennant'


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